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July 16
July 31, 2022
7:30 pm
9:30 pm


Tina the 🐙squid🐙 is miserable in her life as a sea creature who is forced to wear a human suit by her neurotic husband, Tim. After revealing her squiddy self to BFF Teensy, the two hatch a plot to get Tina the heck outta Squidsbury.

Expect touching tentacles, diabolical spouses, ominous ticket takers, and more. Despite this show sounding exponentially fun, it may not be suitable for children.

Written by Chad Short

Directed by Tessara Morgan

Featuring: Maria Ortiz-Marquez, Shana Herndon, Dorian Elie, Bobby Henneberg, J P Hargrove, O’Malley Steuerman, and Caitlin Weaver.

COVID-19 Protocol: The pandemic is still happening. To keep our artists and our guests safe we have put the following guidelines in place.
– All actors have been vaccinated.
– Actors will be unmasked when onstage (the theatre is small, they may be within 6 feet of the audience).
– We are asking that all audience members present their vaccination card OR a negative COVID-19 test at the door.
– All audience members must be masked during the performances.

Mercury Theater


1823 North Charles Street
Baltimore, 21201

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